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Sandwiches. IN SPACE!!!
Deliciously Out of Control
Mar 19
Consider, for a moment, that you are not Google
And That Installing Facial Recognition on the Office Microwave Might Be Overkill
Mar 4

February 2025

Microservices Of Madness
When We Accidentally Reinvented the Same Problem—But Worse
Feb 28
The Hiring Gauntlet
If an applicant submits a resume in the forest and no recruiter is around to ghost them, did they ever really apply?
Feb 25
I Hear You
An act of corporate listening-ship
Feb 17
Optimal Ownership
Mastering the Art of Strategic Responsibility
Feb 10
Going Forward
A visionary tale of progress, efficiency, and absolutely no unintended consequences.
Feb 3

January 2025

The Woodland Republic
Once upon a time, in the bustling Woodland Republic—a forest governed not by instinct or hierarchy, but by the peculiar invention of representative…
Jan 28
AI-Powered Laser Sharks
When Innovation Jumps the Shark (and Straps Lasers to It)
Jan 22
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